When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;
When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;
When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.
When he is without money, he walks to eat food;
When he has money, he walks to burn food.
When he is without money, he wishes to get married;
When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.
When he is without money, he acts like a rich man;
When he has money, he acts like a pauper.
He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating;
He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it.
He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it;
He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it.
Man O Man !
He never means what he says and never says what he means !
He simply can't tell a simple truth !!!
