A Great Poem On This Current World Situations

इंसानों के
हर चेहरे से, रूठ गई मुस्कान
ईश्वर-अल्ला कुछ तो देखो,
कैसा हुआ जहान
मकाँ बने हैं सुन्दर-सुन्दर,
लेकिन घर हैं टूट रहे
पूछा नहीं किसी ने अपने,
क्यों हैं हमसे रूठ रहे
अहंकार ने
प्रेम दिलों से, छीन लिया भगवान
हमने सड़कें चौड़ी करलीं,
सोच हो गई तंग है
धन-सम्पति तो बहुत जुटाली,
नैतिकता बदरंग है
विश्वासों को
जंग लग रही, झूठों का भी सम्मान
टी.वी. संस्कृति ने बच्चे भी,
भोले ही भरमाये हैं
बेच किताबें स्कूलों में,
अब खंजर वे लाए हैं
देख दबंगों को
निकलें अब, अनुशासन के प्रान।
देवालय में बम्ब फूटते,
मदिरालय अब सजते हैं।
देश के रक्षक संगीनों में,
घूमें डरते-डरते हैं।।
यहाँ क्रूरता,
हिंसा, नफ़रत, रोज़ चढ़ें परवान।
मसल रहे हैं लोग यहाँ पर,
अब इठलाती कलियाँ भी।
उग्रवाद ने दंश दिया है,
सिसक रही हर गलियाँ भी।।
दानवता के
हाथ हो रही, मानवता कुर्वान।

Latest and mast Chutkule on Sardar ji !!

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.



After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted,
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!


Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new


Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White


Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"


Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!


Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it)


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

60 Things That Are Happening Right Now While You Are Reading

1. Somebody is very proud of you.

2. Somebody is thinking of you.

3. Somebody is caring about you.

4. Somebody misses you.

5. Somebody wants to talk to you.

6. Somebody wants to be with you.

7. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.

8. Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.

9. Somebody wants to hold your hand.

10. Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.

11. Somebody wants you to be happy.

12. Somebody wants you to find him/her.

13. Somebody is celebrating your successes.

14. Somebody wants to give you a gift.

15. Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.

16. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot

17. Somebody wants to hug you.

18. Somebody loves you.

19. Somebody admires your strength.

20. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling.

21. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.

22. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.

23. Somebody thinks the world of you.

24. Somebody wants to protect you.

25. Somebody would do anything for you.

26. Somebody wants to be forgiven.

27. Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.

28. Somebody wants to laugh with you.

29. Somebody remembers you and wishes that you were there.

30. Somebody is praising God for you.

31. Somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional.

32. Somebody values your advice.

33. Somebody wants to tell you how much they care.

34. Somebody wants to share their dreams with you.

35. Somebody wants to hold you in their arms.

36. Somebody wants YOU to hold them in your arms.

37. Somebody treasures your spirit.

38. Somebody wishes they could STOP time because of you.

39. Somebody praises God for your friendship and love.

40. Somebody can't wait to see you.

41. Somebody loves you for who you are.

42. Somebody loves the way you make them feel.

43. Somebody wants to be with you.

44. Somebody wants you to know they are there for you.

45. Somebody is glad that you're his/her friend.

46. Somebody wants to be your friend.

47. Somebody stayed up all night thinking about you.

48. Somebody is alive because of you.

49. Somebody is wishing that you noticed him/her.

50. Somebody wants to get to know you better.

51. Somebody wants to be near you.

52. Somebody misses your advice/guidance.

53. Somebody has faith in you.

54. Somebody trusts you.

55. Somebody needs your support.

56. Somebody needs you to have faith in them.

57. Somebody will cry when they read this.

58. Somebody needs you to let them be your friend.

59. Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.

60. Somebody needs you to send them this to them.

Latest and Naughty Jokes of 2009

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????










bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

who made Ganesh to Anesh...????






ThinK......








Think......


























okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????




Think....... ......




Give up??






Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."


Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is














"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai


if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,

then what does it mean????????


?????????

?????????

?????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.




AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE


Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"


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Nahi Aata


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Bcoz







Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

21 Important Things To Keep In Mind

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE.
Spend some time alone.

Friendship in every situation.

Doston ki Judai, Doston ki Dard bhari Aahen

कहाँ गये वो दोस्त, जो हरदम याद किया करते थे...,
जान - बुझकर न सही, मगर भूले से भी मेल किया करते थे...,
खुशी और गम में हमारा साथ दिया करते थे...,
लगता है सब खो गया है ... प्रोजेक्ट्स की डेड्लाइन्स में...,
न अपनी न हमारी, जाने किसकी यादों में...,
ज़िन्दगी को भुला चुके हैं, नौकरी की आड में...,
हरदम फ़ँसे रहते है, अपने पी.एम. के जाल में...,
कभी आओ मिलो हमसे, बैठकर बाते करो...,
दर्द - ए- दिल अपना कहो, हाले - ए - दिल हमारा सुनो...,
क्या रंजिश, क्या है शिकवा, क्या गिला और क्या खता... ;
हम भी जाने तुम भी जानो, आखिर क्या मंज़र क्या माजरा...,
बस भी करो अब...
कह भी दो, अपने दिल का हाल,
क्या करोगे खामोश रहकर
जो चली गई ये ज़िन्दगी, चला गया ये कारवां...;
जागो प्यारे...! अब बस भी करो,
सिर्फ़ काम नही, थोडा ज़िन्दगी को भी महसूस करो...,
खाओ, पिओ, हँसो, गाओ, झूमों, नाचो, मौज करो...,
हकीकत में ना भले पर कम - से - कम ...
.. भूल से ही सही हमें याद तो करो...
हम तो हरदम देंगे यही दुआ आपको..
याद न भी करो तो क्या, चलो, एन्जॉय ही करो।