Friday, March 25, 2011

Only 1 Deadly Reason Why India will win the 2011 cricket World Cup



India is going to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup……101%

Want to know the reason why?

Just scroll down to see the horror

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virendeR shewag

sachin tendulkAr

yuvraJ singh

gautAm gambhir

yusuf pathaN

ms dhonI

virat Kohli

harbhAjan singh

zaheer khaN

s sreesanTh

r asHwin


Jis team me Rajanikanth basa ho ……… wo team kabhi haaregi kya???

Yennaa Raaskallaaaa……….. Mind It!!!!!!!!!!

Hai kisi team me dum………….. toh jeetke dikhaau India se!!!!


Thursday, March 10, 2011

Define Kiss in Different Subject Language

Define Kiss


Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of uni*---**---**---*ual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Difference Between Wife and Girlfriend

A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE


At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you
change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will
be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you
MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Most Importantly:
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do.