Sunday, November 4, 2012

Ten Point Program for happy Family


1. 1. Avoid the next quarrel:Never lose temper at the same time. Don't let the sun set on your quarrels (Never prolong fights if at all started). It is OK to say "I am sorry"

2. Do not expect perfection from your spouse:Marriage is coming together of two imperfect beings. Don't expect wife or husband to like this or that, accept them as they are.

3. Be a Good Listener: Think before speaking, it is a good idea to weigh before you speak. You are master of unspoken words but slave of spoken words. Better than listening from ear is listening through mind (with attention) and better than that is listening from heart.

4. Be a good forgiver:Some people forgive but they keep the memory alive or they forgive conditionally. Forgiveness should be complete and unconditional.

5. Grow in the spirit of humility:Be humble. Egos bring arrogance which divide and separate people.

6. Learn the art of appreciation:We all like to be appreciated.Always appreciate in front of others. Never criticizein a company of friends and relatives, you will get opportunities in privacy.

7. Do not argue:Winning love and friendship is far greater than winning an argument. It is OK to discuss with a open mind. Learn to win love and affection rather than arguments.

8. Develop healthy sense of humor:Learn to laugh and be cheerful. It is a great tonic for healthy living and being accepted by friends. It is important to laugh with others and NOT at others.

9. Always lend a helpful hand:You will win over if you have this attitude of offering a helpful hand with or without asking.

10. Bring GOD back into your home:This is one of the most important one. Have a common time for prayers. It brings families together. Families that pray together stays together.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Laughing Jokes, Laughing Message, Just For Laughs


Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.


My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target...
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing...
Husband: "MISSING YOU"...

Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.
"99% Sound, 1% Advice!


Difference Between Complete & Finish...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is... When you marry the right one,
you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

TOP 1o Sellf Improvement Activities


10 Self Improvement Activities
These self improvement activities will help you become more productive, get into the positive state of mind and achieve better quality of life.
In this article you will also find out how to use your energy effectively, what is the quickest way to achieve personal growth and how to excel in every activity.
1st Self Improvement Activity: Use your energy on important things
If you want to succeed in life, you should not waste your energy on activities that do not bring any benefits.
Such useless activities include surfing the Internet without any purpose, watching TV, worrying and wasting money.
When you are involved in such activities, you have no or little energy left for activities that can create a better future. It is worth prioritising and accomplishing important tasks first, and then if you still have enough energy, you may decide to do the unimportant.
2nd Self Improvement Activity: Focus on one task at a time
If you want to get perfect results, you should only concentrate on one activity. This way all your energy will go into it and you will accomplish it perfectly.
If you waste your energy on several things at the same time, you will get average results because you will divide your energy between the activities.
3rd Self Improvement Activity: Control your thinking
To avoid chaos in your mind resulting in chaos in the outside world, you should try to observe your thoughts. Once you start doing that, you will notice how many negative thoughts you get daily.
By observing negative thinking you will be able to emotionally disengage from it. As a result, negative thinking will affect you less and you will notice that your days are getting more peaceful and positive.
4th Self Improvement Activity: Get organised
When you live in an organised manner, you do not suffer from stress and your life is peaceful and balanced.
To start living this way, you should start planning your day in advance. This will eliminate any stress caused by being late to a meeting or forgetting to complete some task.
You should also live in tidiness because by keeping your home clean you also keep your mental state clear and peaceful. Such mental state will benefit you in many ways, including improved memory and less negativity.
5th Self Improvement Activity: Live in the present
Although this self improvement activity may seem strange to you, it is a very important activity that many ignore. The majority of people do not live in the present. They either dwell on their past or daydream about the future. They seem to forget the most important time of all - the present.
You should enjoy every present moment because your current state of mind always manifests in the outside world, creating your future accordingly.
Therefore if your main mood is very positive, you will experience only happy days. However, if you dwell on negative thoughts, you are sure to encounter many obstacles and misfortunes in the present and days to come.
6th Self Improvement Activity: Complete each task in a perfect manner
Whenever you are working on some project, try to accomplish it in the best way possible. Always ask yourself 'Is this project turned out as perfect as it could possibly be?' If the answer is no, try to correct or add something to it until there is nothing that you can improve.
This way you will make sure that each single task you accomplish is done in an excellent manner. By doing this you will create successful future because you cannot possibly fail if you only get perfect results.
Also, when you entirely focus on one task excluding everything else, you will notice that you start enjoying the task. If you concentrate on the task but still do not enjoy it, that means that you probably see the task as a means to an end rather than the process.
You should start focusing on the process itself to find enjoyment in the task. Such enjoyment will fuel motivation and you will accomplish everything quicker and better.
If you enjoy your work, you will put only positive energy into it. As a result, your completed tasks will bring you success.
7th Self Improvement Activity: Challenge yourself
Nothing develops you more than challenges. Challenges force you to shift your comfort zone, experience new situations and make you grow. Without challenges life would be very boring and depressing.
Challenges are necessary for every human being who is seeking quality life. Only through trial and error you realise who you really are, which activities you like and what preferences you have.
You can easily measure the success of a person by the amount of challenges she had.
8th Self Improvement Activity: Read personal development books
There is nothing more important than searching information about self improvement. Without reading any self improvement books or articles you cannot improve yourself.
9th Self Improvement Activity: Socialize only with positive people
Positive people can inspire, empower and make you happy. It is so much worth to be at least once in a while with positive people rather than constantly spend time with negative friends or relatives.
If you spend your days with, for example, lazy people, you may notice that you are becoming lazy.
If all your friends' main qualities are negative, try to avoid all of them. This way you will not be affected in a negative way and after some time will start attracting positive people.
10th Self Improvement Activity: Exercise
Daily exercise develops determination, focus and patience. It improves your health and strengthens your body. It makes you more active, positive and invincible.
People who exercise every day are always perceived as strong-willed and disciplined.
Conclusion
These personal improvement activities are sure to put you on the track to success. I hope that you will apply the steps in this article and, as a result, will greatly improve the quality of your life.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Engineering Student jokes, Engineering Humor Jokes

3 छात्र नाव में जा रहे थे जिसमें से एक इंजीनियर, एक एमबीए और एक सीए का था। 
इतने में एक जिन्न आया और बोला समुद्र में कुछ फेंको अगर मैंने ढूंढ़ लिया तो मैं तुम्हें मार दूंगा वर्ना मैं तुम्हारा गुलाम। 

एमबीए छात्र ने सुई फेंकी, जिन्न ढूंढ़ कर ले आया और उसे मार दिया। 
सीए ने मेमोरी कार्ड फेंका। वह भी जिन्न ढूंढ़ लाया और सीए का भी खेल खत्म। 
फिर इंजीनियर ने एस्प्रीन की गोली फेंकी और वो पानी में घुल गई। 
इंजीनियर वाला छात्र बोला: चल बेटा, बहुत सयाना बन रहा था ना, घर चल बहुत असाइनमेंट पड़े हैं।

Girl BEFORE MARRIAGE and AFTER Marriage


अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..
सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना
थोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,
मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की…


डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…


घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…
५ साल बाद……..


सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,
टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…


सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…
ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,
अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है…


क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे

Monday, September 12, 2011

Man O Man -



When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;

When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.


When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;

When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.


When he is without money, he walks to eat food;

When he has money, he walks to burn food.


When he is without money, he wishes to get married;

When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.


When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;

When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.


When he is without money, he acts like a rich man;

When he has money, he acts like a pauper.

He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating;

He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it.


He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it;

He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it.


Man O Man !

He never means what he says and never says what he means !

He simply can't tell a simple truth !!!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Direct Marketing tips

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising...."
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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."
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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."
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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."
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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."
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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
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Vivek Srivastava, Vivek Srivastava form Noida india

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Official Increment only 2 Rupee Due to USD

हमेशा की तरह 10 बजे ठुमकते हुए office आया ,
11
बजे तक नाश्ता किया और बारह बजे तक mail ही पढ़ पाया ,

हमेशा
की तरह आज भी मुझे आलस रहा था ,
और
मेरा PM मुझे तिरछी निगाहों से देख - देख गुस्सा रहा था ,

मैं
बड़े concentration के साथ एक "Careful" mail पढ़ रहा था ,
तभी
देखा मेरे PM ke नाम का नया mail कोने मैं blink कर रहा था ,

फिर
कोई training attend करनी होगी , ये क्या बकवास है ,
क्या
reply मैं लिख दूँ की मेरे mailbox का उपवास है ?

मैंने आँखें बंद की और
10 bar "om" "om" bola,
और प्रणाम
karte huye मैंने वो मेल खोला ,

PM
के इस मेल मैं एक अजीब सा सुकून और भोलापन है ,
likha
है भाइयों appraisal letters आ गए , अब तो one -to-one hai,

मॅन मैं ऐसे बुरे बुरे ख्याल आ रहे थे
,
ऊपर से कुछ लोग मेरे
"de-appraisal" की गन्दी affwah उड़ा रहे थे ,

PM
को letter लाते देख हर कोई use देखता जाता है ,
जैसे
mallika के किसी नए गाने को देखा जाता है ,

आखिर वो वक़्त आया
,PM ने एक एक kar sabako ander बुलाया ,
जो भी अंदर जाता हँसता हुआ जाता
,
जो बहार
आता , मुरझाया hua aata,

बहार आ कर इंसान संभल भी नहीं पता है
,
की
" कितना हुआ kitna मीला " हर कोई उसपे टूट जाता है ,

किसी एक को
appraisal मैं 2000 rupaye मिले थे , मैं उसकी हंसी उड़ा रहा था ,
तभी
मैंने देखा मेरा PM इशारे से मुझे अंदर बुला रहा था ,

मैं
confidence से उठा और आगे कदम बढाया ,
तभी
मेरी belt का buckle टूट के नीकल आया ,

मेरी
हालत तो अभी से ही बुरी हो गयी ,
साला
इज्ज़त उतरना तो यही से शुरू हो गयी ,

मैं
अंदर पहुंचा और PM ने मुझे बिठाया ,
उसने
मेरा letter पढा और वो हंसी रोक पाया ,

वोह
इतना हंसा की usse आंसू गए ,
क्या
मेरे appraisal digits usse इतने भा गए ,

जैसे
ही उसने appraisal letter मेरी तरफ बढाया ,
मेरी
आँखों के आगे घनघोर अँधेरा छाया ,

मुझे
लगा जैसे मेरे dil की दीवार को किसी ने गोबर से पोता है ,
अरे
यार " बीस rupaye" ? ये भी कोई increment होता है ?

ये
software indusrty है , अखाडा नहीं है ,
ये
"SALARY INCREMENT" है , दादर आने - जाने का भाडा नहीं है ,

मेरे चारों
तरफ कलि घटा छायी , तभी मेरे PM की soothing आवाज़ आई ,

तुम
सोच रहे होगे के company mgmt का दिमाग फिर गया है ,
पर
बेटा हम क्या करें , dollar का bhav 2 rupaye जो gir गया है ,

पर
फिर भी मुझे लगता है , ये letter fake है ,
मुझे
तो लगता है ये printing mistake है ,

तुम
HR मैं जाओ , और ये confirm करके आओ ,

भाई
HR मैं जाने के लिए तैयार होना पड़ता है ,
वही
तो ऐसी जगह है जहाँ सुंदर लड़कियों से पला पड़ता है ,

shitt!!
जहाँ "Renuka " बैठी है , आज वहां बैठा "Aftab" hai,
मैं
समझ गया बेटा , आज अपना luck ही ख़राब है ,

उसने
मेरा letter खोला , और खुश हो के बोला ,

वो
बोला sir आप के लिए खुशखबरी है ,
आप
के letter ने "Printing mistake" पकड़ी है ,

मैंने
कहा boss अब देर लगाएं ,
और
मुझे मेरा actual amount बताएं ,

sorry sir
ये mistake just by एक्सीडेंट है ,
बीस
rupaye नहीं , दो rupaye आप का increment है ,

मैं
क्या करूं आप को ये बताते हुए मेरा dil रो रहा है ,
पर क्या करें
dollar का भाव भी तो कम हो रहा है ,

मैं
बस वहाँ खडा था , कुछ समझ नहीं रहा था ,
मुझसे
ज्यादा increment तो security वाला पा रहा था ,

मैंने
खुद को संभाला , खुद को उठाया ,
मैं
लौटा और सीधे PM के पास आया ,

मैं
सीधा उसके केबिन गया और दरवाज़ा खोला ,
इस
से पहले की वो बोले , मैं ही उस से बोला ,

sir
ये पैसे वापिस ले लीजिये , बात करना फीजूल है ,
मैं गरीब हूँ
, पर भीख नहीं लेता ये मेरा उसूल है |.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Only 1 Deadly Reason Why India will win the 2011 cricket World Cup



India is going to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup……101%

Want to know the reason why?

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virendeR shewag

sachin tendulkAr

yuvraJ singh

gautAm gambhir

yusuf pathaN

ms dhonI

virat Kohli

harbhAjan singh

zaheer khaN

s sreesanTh

r asHwin


Jis team me Rajanikanth basa ho ……… wo team kabhi haaregi kya???

Yennaa Raaskallaaaa……….. Mind It!!!!!!!!!!

Hai kisi team me dum………….. toh jeetke dikhaau India se!!!!


Thursday, March 10, 2011

Define Kiss in Different Subject Language

Define Kiss


Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of uni*---**---**---*ual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Difference Between Wife and Girlfriend

A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE


At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you
change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will
be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you
MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Most Importantly:
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Love Quotes - Awesome Love Quotes, Nice Love Quotes


  • Love comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith. - Bible
  • In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. - Terri Guillemets
  • There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear. - Bible
  • I but know that I love you, whatever you are. - Thomas Moore
  • Candle light, moon light, star light, the brightest glow is from love light. - Grey Livingston
  • One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving. - Paulo Coelho
  • Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • All you need is love. - John Lennon & Paul McCartney
  • Love is my religion - I could die for it. - John Keats
  • Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire
  • Love is when you can be your true self with someone, and you only want to be your true self because of them. - Terri Guillemets
  • The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo
  • Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. - Ranier Maria Rilke
  • Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses. - Lao Tzu
  • A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal (Henri Beyle)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Ham Bhi Prem Katha Likh Denge- Chetan Ram Kishan

"तुम साथ रहो तो हम भी अपना प्रेम ग्रंथ लिख देंगे!
प्रेम कथा लिख देंगे, हम भी प्रेम अर्थ लिख देंगे!


हाथ पकड़ कर चलो हमारा, तन्हाई से डर लगता है!
नाम जोड़ लो साथ हमारा, रुसवाई से डर लगता है!
हम दोनों मिल जुलकर खुद को प्रेम युक्त सुख देंगे!
प्रेम कथा लिख देंगे, हम भी प्रेम अर्थ लिख देंगे.. ♥♥♥♥


जीवन डगर सरल होगी, जब साथ तुम्हारा होगा!
लहरें ना खेलेंगी हमसे, पास किनारा होगा!
हम दोनों मिलकर जीवन को, विजय युक्त लिख देंगे!
प्रेम कथा लिख देंगे, हम भी प्रेम अर्थ लिख देंगे.. ♥♥♥♥

तुम समझोगी, हम समझेंगे दर्द सिमट जायेगा!
निकलेगा दिन खुशियों का, अँधेरा मिट जायेगा!
हम दोनों मिलकर इस दिन को, भय मुक्त लिख देंगे!
प्रेम कथा लिख देंगे, हम भी प्रेम अर्थ लिख देंगे.. ♥♥♥♥

प्रेम ग्रन्थ लिखना है हमको, "देव" का कलम बनो तुम!
भरकर स्याही प्रेम की , प्रेम के शब्द बनो तुम!
हम दोनों मिलकर के , फिर से नया जन्म लिख देंगे!
प्रेम कथा लिख देंगे, हम भी प्रेम अर्थ लिख देंगे.. ♥♥♥♥



" प्रेम ग्रंथ, तो आइये हम भी किसी के प्रेम ग्रंथ की रचना के सूत्रधार ,प्रेरणास्रोत और सहयोगी बनें! क्यूंकि प्रेम ग्रंथ अनमोल होता है!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Colgate Ads - A Sad but Logical Story

Ek Aadmi ko heart ki bimaari thi.
Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.
Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi
Woh aadmi bhi bohut sawdhani barakhne laga.
Samay pe khaana, sona, uthna khane me namak bilkul na lena , regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.
Par achaanak ek din subah who aadmi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila. Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya?
Dr ke report se pata chala………..
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Uske toothpaste main “Namak” tha!!!!!!!!!!!
Kya aapke Toothpaste mein “Namak” hain ?
:):):)

Colgate Ad

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Rajnikanth's Hilarious Jokes, The Boss Rajani Chutkule

Rajnikant Jokes




Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??
Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!

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Once Rajani bunked a whole day from school..
Since then that day is Known as Sunday..

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Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds

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Rajnikanth can see himself sleeping..

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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!

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And….
And….
And….
The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!

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-Rajni sentences the judge in the court
- He can declare the third umpire out !
- He can red-card a soccer match referee.

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spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't

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Rajni doesn’t find bugs in any code, because ‘Bugs’ come to watch his movie & they’re caught.. J
They have found ‘Bugs’ in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. J

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Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..
Rajnikant can answer THE question “Do I Look Fat in this??...
Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??

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Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places……….
Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.

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Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!

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Rajini’s favourite SQL query...
SELECT * from ORACLE;

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NASA CLOSED…..
Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!

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Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,
Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".

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The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........
.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project

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My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages
And now I don’t need a charger.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Santa Banta latest jokes, 2010 latest jokes on Santa banta, Santa banta


Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair.
Santa had never been on an airplane,
was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost.

"Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied.
"That`s too much" said Santa.

The pilot thought for a second and then said,
"I`ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound,
the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all,
you`ll have to pay me the whole amount."
Santa and Jeeto agreed and went for a thrilling ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to Santa,
"I want to congratulate you for not making a sound.
You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said Santa, "but I gotta tell you,
I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

Friday, October 1, 2010

Mat Intzar Karao hame

मत इंतज़ार कराओ हमे इतना
कि वक़्त के फैसले पर अफ़सोस हो जाये
क्या पता कल तुम लौटकर आओ
और हम खामोश हो जाएँ
दूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं
बात तो दिलों कि नज़दीकियों से होती है
दोस्ती तो कुछ आप जैसो से है
वरना मुलाकात तो जाने कितनों से होती है
दिल से खेलना हमे आता नहीं
इसलिये इश्क की बाजी हम हार गए
शायद मेरी जिन्दगी से बहुत प्यार था उन्हें
इसलिये मुझे जिंदा ही मार गए
मना लूँगा आपको रुठकर तो देखो,
जोड़ लूँगा आपको टूटकर तो देखो।
नादाँ हूँ पर इतना भी नहीं ,
थाम लूँगा आपको छूट कर तो देखो।
लोग मोहब्बत को खुदा का नाम देते है,
कोई करता है तो इल्जाम देते है।
कहते है पत्थर दिल रोया नही करते,
और पत्थर के रोने को झरने का नाम देते है।
भीगी आँखों से मुस्कराने में मज़ा और है,
हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,
बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,
पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है…!
मुस्कराना ही ख़ुशी नहीं होती,
उम्र बिताना ही ज़िन्दगी नहीं होती,
दोस्त को रोज याद करना पड़ता है,
क्योकि दोस्त कहना ही दोस्ती नहीं हो
मत इंतज़ार कराओ हमे इतना
कि वक़्त के फैसले पर अफ़सोस हो जाये
क्या पता कल तुम लौटकर आओ
और हम खामोश हो जाएँ
दूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं
बात तो दिलों कि नज़दीकियों से होती है
दोस्ती तो कुछ आप जैसो से है
वरना मुलाकात तो जाने कितनों से होती है
दिल से खेलना हमे आता नहीं
इसलिये इश्क की बाजी हम हार गए
शायद मेरी जिन्दगी से बहुत प्यार था उन्हें
इसलिये मुझे जिंदा ही मार गए
मना लूँगा आपको रुठकर तो देखो,
जोड़ लूँगा आपको टूटकर तो देखो।
नादाँ हूँ पर इतना भी नहीं ,
थाम लूँगा आपको छूट कर तो देखो।
लोग मोहब्बत को खुदा का नाम देते है,
कोई करता है तो इल्जाम देते है।
कहते है पत्थर दिल रोया नही करते,
और पत्थर के रोने को झरने का नाम देते है।
भीगी आँखों से मुस्कराने में मज़ा और है,
हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,
बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,
पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है…!
मुस्कराना ही ख़ुशी नहीं होती,
उम्र बिताना ही ज़िन्दगी नहीं होती,
दोस्त को रोज याद करना पड़ता है,
क्योकि दोस्त कहना ही दोस्ती नहीं हो

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Best Gajal in sufi style


ना मिलना तो एक बहाना है
शायद उन्हें हमें आजमाना है

उनका बस दिदार हो जाये
राह में तकते जमाना है

संभल कर मारो पत्थर यारों
कांच का ये मेरा आशियाना है

मै तो अदना सा हूँ एक इन्सान
ना कोई घर है ना घराना है

जमाना तो बदला है इस कदर
ना है हया ना कुछ शरमाना है

मेरा तो बस तुझसे है रिश्ता
छोटासा मेरा ये फ़साना है

झूट कहोगे,पर कहाँ तक कहोगे ?
जबाँ को आखिर कतराना है

जिंदगी में जियो कुछ इस तरह
शबनम को रेत पर बरसाना है

आंसू गर आ गए आंखोसे
चुपके से इन्हें यूँ थमाना है

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