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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair.
Santa had never been on an airplane,
was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost.

"Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied.
"That`s too much" said Santa.

The pilot thought for a second and then said,
"I`ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound,
the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all,
you`ll have to pay me the whole amount."
Santa and Jeeto agreed and went for a thrilling ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to Santa,
"I want to congratulate you for not making a sound.
You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said Santa, "but I gotta tell you,
I almost screamed when my wife fell out."