21 Important Things To Keep In Mind

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE.
Spend some time alone.

Friendship in every situation.

Doston ki Judai, Doston ki Dard bhari Aahen

कहाँ गये वो दोस्त, जो हरदम याद किया करते थे...,
जान - बुझकर न सही, मगर भूले से भी मेल किया करते थे...,
खुशी और गम में हमारा साथ दिया करते थे...,
लगता है सब खो गया है ... प्रोजेक्ट्स की डेड्लाइन्स में...,
न अपनी न हमारी, जाने किसकी यादों में...,
ज़िन्दगी को भुला चुके हैं, नौकरी की आड में...,
हरदम फ़ँसे रहते है, अपने पी.एम. के जाल में...,
कभी आओ मिलो हमसे, बैठकर बाते करो...,
दर्द - ए- दिल अपना कहो, हाले - ए - दिल हमारा सुनो...,
क्या रंजिश, क्या है शिकवा, क्या गिला और क्या खता... ;
हम भी जाने तुम भी जानो, आखिर क्या मंज़र क्या माजरा...,
बस भी करो अब...
कह भी दो, अपने दिल का हाल,
क्या करोगे खामोश रहकर
जो चली गई ये ज़िन्दगी, चला गया ये कारवां...;
जागो प्यारे...! अब बस भी करो,
सिर्फ़ काम नही, थोडा ज़िन्दगी को भी महसूस करो...,
खाओ, पिओ, हँसो, गाओ, झूमों, नाचो, मौज करो...,
हकीकत में ना भले पर कम - से - कम ...
.. भूल से ही सही हमें याद तो करो...
हम तो हरदम देंगे यही दुआ आपको..
याद न भी करो तो क्या, चलो, एन्जॉय ही करो।

Love Poem, Lovely Thought

So often when I am embracing you,

It seems that you exist in this world

only because of me and I exist because of you.

It’s not easy to wander in this world

and not lose one’s way,

but the greatest happiness of all

is in giving joy to one’s beloved.

And if the king can have his throne,

and if the bird can have his Spring nest,

and God can have his heaven,

then I, my sweetheart, I can have you!

Interesting and naughty jokes, funny jokes

Ghalib Ghazals

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife...

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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?

Beggar: Par saab girlfriend bhi to hai.

Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.

Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from

a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of

crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel

to the crocodiles.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of

eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby

clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

Google now Introducing the Google Chrome OS

It's been an exciting nine months since we launched the Google Chrome browser. Already, over 30 million people use it regularly. We designed Google Chrome for people who live on the web — searching for information, checking email, catching up on the news, shopping or just staying in touch with friends. However, the operating systems that browsers run on were designed in an era where there was no web. So today, we're announcing a new project that's a natural extension of Google Chrome — the Google Chrome Operating System. It's our attempt to re-think what operating systems should be.

Google Chrome OS is an open source, lightweight operating system that will initially be targeted at netbooks. Later this year we will open-source its code, and netbooks running Google Chrome OS will be available for consumers in the second half of 2010. Because we're already talking to partners about the project, and we'll soon be working with the open source community, we wanted to share our vision now so everyone understands what we are trying to achieve.

Speed, simplicity and security are the key aspects of Google Chrome OS. We're designing the OS to be fast and lightweight, to start up and get you onto the web in a few seconds. The user interface is minimal to stay out of your way, and most of the user experience takes place on the web. And as we did for the Google Chrome browser, we are going back to the basics and completely redesigning the underlying security architecture of the OS so that users don't have to deal with viruses, malware and security updates. It should just work.{ More..... } Phoenix rental homes

"Somebody You Love" And "Somebody You Like"

Differences Between "Somebody You Love" And "Somebody You Like"

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster

But in front of the person you like, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring

But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush

But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind

But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy

But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.

You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love

But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them

But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye

But the feeling..................................